1) Easter island - to give you an idea of how expensive it was I have worked out that the tomato we bought to go with our lunch was 75p. Now it was a big tomato but I've double checked the exchange rate and it was definitely 75p. Makes the cauliflower in sainsbugs look cheap hey mum?!
2) why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Key West - the place was full of them.
3) Kay intelligent statement - "lobster steakhouse - how do you get a lobster steak Martyn? ....., oh oops" the next sign was for cheesesteaks.
4) Martyn " all our data is up in the cloud" Kay "thunder cloud ? And what happens if there is a tornado?" Martyn "upset now" Kay " try this then - how come with virtual machines you said we would only need one computer but we have loads more and now all the data is in the cloud we have even less need for computers so I should be in negative numbers of computers by now......." Martyn "baaaandwidth, that's what we don't have, that's why we need private local cloud" Kay "sounds like you're getting desperate and watch out coz there might be a lightening strike from that cloud and that would probably be bad." Martyn "ummmmmmmm"
5) Martyn on looking through coupon booklet for motels ....... "kay - this one includes free wifi and ice cream" can you believe it - his ice cream radar tummy can even find adverts for free ice cream 200 miles away.....
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