Epic Lunch Fail

We had a pleasant walking tour of Santiago today, it was 30c in the sun 8-). We were perhaps a little over confident when it came to lunch however. Firstly Kay gallantly decided on a mystery fruit juice, and only just avoided ordering it, as the the dictionary revealed it to be 'carrot' at the last moment.
Martyn was sticking to maximum vitamin c to attempt to frighten off his man flu, we then decided to lunch at a cafe full of locals. Unfortunately the menu was hand-written by staff and our healthy salad turned out to be cold over-boiled beans (similar to a Japanese noodle disaster we will not refer back to) and some sliced tomato. Damned if we could find the lovely salad the people next to us ended up with. We fixed this failure with a huge ice-cream - which was 50p !!!!